Friday, February 11, 2011

Freebee Friday!!!

I'm a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes. I'll spend hours searching Flair and the internet for them. So, in honor of Freebee Friday, I have composed but a few of my favorites. You might think them lame, but you have to admit that they also rock. What's your fav?


Chuck Norris can Moonwalk forwards

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

When the boogieman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris

There is no theory of Evolution. Just the list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold and turned the sun up

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the info he wants


  1. The joke "Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor" in my opinion is trumped by the "Bear Grylls simply walks into Mordor." I absolutely love that guy (he's the Survivalist of "Man vs. Wild" on the Discovery channel). He's soooo good looking and this joke comes with a poster that you can google. He's like got maybe 10% bodyfat is all, has an English accent...yeah.

  2. Oh, Bear Grylls! Hubby and I watch him all the time on TV, and I was wondering when they would start replacing the "Chuck Norris" jokes with "Bear Grylls". He really is a machine. I wonder, though, if his wife and kids kiss him after watching his show and knowing what it is he eats. *Bleck* I looked up the poster of Bear and Mordor, it is actually quite good. I changed it to my desktop background, in fact. :)
    You are too funny! LOL